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Our friend Matt over at The Nasty Boys Sports Blog has tagged us in a blogger’s game, thus signifying that we do exist.
Here are the conditions, as copied from Matt, himself:
The Rules:
- Write your own six word memoir.
- Post it to your blog including a visual illustration if you would like.
- Link to the person who tagged you in your post and to this original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
- Tag 5 more blogs with links.
- Don’t forget to leave a comment in the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
It’s a tough thing to write a six-word memoir, seeing as nothing poetic is ever written in sixes. Anyway, here’s my attempt, touching upon the importance of family cohesiveness: (more…)
Filed under: chicago bears, comedy, football, nfl, offseason, sports | Tags: chicago bears, knee surgery, Mark Bradley, national football league, nfc, nfl, questionable, scar tissue, status, training camp, wide receiver
We decided to give our pens (well, two index fingers) a break and let little five-year old Timmy take over for a column we’re calling “Timmy wites his favewit pwayer.”

Deal Misto Bwadley,
Why did you undergwo knee surdree? I was under the impwession dat you would compete fo a starteeng job dis yeeuh. Pwease Misto Bwadley, I don’t wike it when my daddy dwinks.
YouR Fwend. Timmy.
That’s ok, Timmy. The Bears say Mark Bradley is questionable to return by training camp on July 23. Bradley says he will be ready. We say, offensive futility is enough to make any one drink. Even your bastard father.
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Lovie: “Ok Adam, here’s the plan: In two years I’m going to be named head coach of the Chicago Bears. Are you following me, son? You, on the other hand, are going to overachieve here in St. Louis for one more season. Then, that one guy from the Redskins. Yeah, you know him. The guy who treats NFL free agency like a 10-year old does when playing Madden. Snyder. That’s the name. Daniel Snyder will ink you to a ridiculous, record-breaking contract. When we all know white safeties are only good at stopping the run. After blowing big time in your first couple of games, you’ll sit out the rest of the season. Following that year, we’ll trade for you. Yes, you’ll come to Chicago. Fans will immediately love you because you’re an 80 overall on Madden. We’ll even trade that lamer Chris Harris to get you here. The rest will be history. Adam, are you listening to me? Adam? God dammit, Adam!”
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